"The Quackers Chronicles " -Your one stop for all updates on the quackers! - A weekly newsletter -September 13-September 19

Bangalore,India -In shocking news, both bharathwaj and vasanth were spotted wearing aprons, gloves and the chef's hat.A laudable effort indeed, much needed, during such troubled times when Mr.inflation has taken a sudden fancy to reach for the stars, thereby
causing pandemonium amongst stock traders,investment bankers and young IT profs in bangalore. The chefs concocted the
perfect weekend lunch.The culnary venture invovled two operations,fried potatoes and capsicum/ carrot sambhar.But un-forseen complications forced the chefs to modify the menu, and carrot and cucmber soup was served instead."cooking rookies: the
Audacity of hope", the definitive bible of rookie's cooking in bengaluru called it "The best ever soup ever cooked, baring
in mind that the initial idea was to cook sambhar" .The reporter would like to inform the readers that while Quackers
Chronicles is a perfect epitome of a newsletter that publishes objective and undistorted news, the same can't be said of
"cooking rookies: the Audacity of hope". Last heard, bharath and vasanth were planning to apply for the post of tv chefs on
the tv program "samayal samayal" in vijay tv, so that they could pass on thier valuable suggestions to all the contemporary
desparate young women, who seem to totally rely on the tv to correct all their culinary weaknesses.The duo's perect weekend
continued, what with frank lampard, coming up with a solid performance against man city, and chelsea trouncing man city 3-1.
Quackers Chronicles wishes the men-in-blue(occasionally the men-in-black) all the very best for next weekend in a crucial
match against the red devils.Send 'em to hell ,you rocking blue(or black) boys!

College Station,TX - Vignesh had a usual week, completing Dr.You-better-finish-my-

assignments-or-else's homework.He also raked
his brains to come up with some wonderful slogans for CRY.Quackers Chronicles congratulates this quaker for doing his bit
towards improving the life of under-priviledged children.He is also preparing for the indian dinner,coming up in a month's
time. The Indian Dinner in the American colleges has always been a hugely awaited event. Dr.You-better-finish-my-assignments
-or-else was heard describing the event to his colleague as one with "wonderful food and lots of desi chics". QC
congratulates its college station reporter on some sharp antenna work.QC also wishes to clarify the Fact that vignesh engages
in kadalai sessions with sweety sharma and not preethi sharma.The editor would like to apologize for the error made.


Palo Alto, CA - We regret to inform that our Palo Alto reporter has been absconding with his report.However reliable sources
tell us that CVK, the latest addition to the quackers club has landed here.further news awaited.

Coimbatore, India - Harish "Mama" Sundaram had a quiet weekend, enjoying a well deserved rest at home after all the hard work
at Sun.Mama followed the customary mala-paambhu routine .The mala-paambhu routine or the python routine , basically consists
of a set of procedures, where in a person replicates the metabolic activities of a python snake.The python snake is known to
gorge on a single meal and then laze about for weeks, barely moving a muscle.People replicating the routine do the same,
albeit for a shorter time span of one-two days.Harish has also tried his hand at photography, this week. and it must be said that Stephen Leacock would'nt have come up with that essay where he criticizes a photographer, had he met Harish before. Harish also created a blog , wherein Quackers Chronicles can be easily viewed and accessed.Hats off to harish, and the quackers are excited at the prospect of virtually having their own official website.Further news on the official quackers site will be provided next week.


Editor's Note
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