Wednesday, September 17, 2008

"the Quakers Chronicles" -your one stop for all updates on the Quackers ! - A Weekly Newsletter-September 6- September 12

As a philantrophic gesture, and respect towards the bonding, friendship , association and all that, Messers. Vasanth has decided to start a weekly newsletter, describing the goings -on of everyday life of Mr.Bharathwaj, Mr.Harish, Mr.Vignesh, and of course Mr.Vasanth.Other members will be added based on content availability.
Here's to the Weekly newsletter "the Quakers Chronicles" -your one stop for all updates on the Quackers ! (trademark not registered).
Other creative Names are welcome.The Author couldn't exercise his cerebellum any further to come up with a better name, despite his vettiness, due to mind boggling decisions made throughout the day over grad school selection.Anyways enjoy this week's issue!!

Quackers , refers to the club consisting of four BITSGIANS (Vasanth, Vignesh, Bharathwaj, Harish). The name has been derived from the Religious Society of Friends founded by George Fox.(Quackers Chronicles doesn't have the foggiest idea has to who he is - name lifted from good old e-dictionary "Word Web")

Bangalore,India - Oracleite Bharathwaj Natarajan spent a fruitless weekend watching 4 (at last count) movies. This is understandable , as All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.The work being refered to here , is Mr.Bharathwaj's valiant attempt to bell the cat. Mr.Bharathwaj has been spotted furiously solving problems from the book " quantitative aptitude " by Abhijeet Guha lately. Our reporter had a tete-a tete with Mr.Bharathwaj, and when asked, if he would indeed bell the cat this year,a vociferous Bharath replied " BELL THE CAT? BELL THE CAT? AM F****** GOING TO TEAR IT TO PIECES"!! Tear apart a pussy bharath? naughty! naughty! As we all know, Bharathwaj always had a way with women!


College Station,TX- Texas A&M chancellor is very proud of the latest addition to his impressive list of MS whiz Kids. Mr. Vignesh Venkatraman, has been reading up research paper, after research paper at an impressive rate. Says the chief- research paper supplier Dr. You-better-finish -my -assignment -or -else( A pseudonym - Quackers Chronicles would be grateful if Mr.Vignesh, suggests a better name for his mentor.) proudly quips " Vignesh's ability to gobble up research papers at a fascinating rate, has given a glimpse to America of the amount of energy consumed by Indians, and this has been one of the pivotal reasons for India been granted the nuclear deal by NSG". Way to go Vignesh. When not gobbling up research papers, Vignesh, also cooks, chats with his friends back in India, and engages in kadalai sessions with Rekha and Preethi Sharma. Quackers Chronicles wishes this comrade all the very best, in research paper reading and chic hunting.


Bangalore, India
- Harish "Sun Mama" Sundaram, has been very busy lately at Sun Microsystems. He has been twiddling with software tools like Pidgin. While Quackers Chronicles has been unable to extract any technical information about Pidgin, It does wonder as to why, the developers of Pidgin, simply couldn't come up with a better name. Anyways, reviews about Pidgin are welcome from all readers. Mr.Harish has also been lonely lately due to the departure of his roomy Mr.A.P.Vignesh to coimbatore. Mr.Harish
thus accompanied Mr.Vasanth to the habitual weekend hangout spot ,Brigade road.Both Mr.Harish and Mr.Vasanth, along with fellow BITSGIAN Santhosh "Santry" Ramesh, were struck with acute Brigade Road Syndrome.For the uninitiated, Brigade Road Syndrome refers to a set of symptoms which include a desperate yearning for a female companion, acquired as a result of over exposure to happy couples at brigade road.Quackers Chronicles wishes this compatriot a speedy recovery.

Bangalore, India - Mr. Vasanth Raghavan, the author and founder of Quackers Chronicles has been spending fruitless days shortlisting his universities. After an unfortunate confusion regarding issue of transcripts, Mr. Vasanth was last spotted trying to decide the colour of the envelopes in which he would be sending his transcripts."The green, threaded ones seem stronger but the brown ones would keep the water out", he mused.Quackers Chronicles hopes all issues are resolved quickly.And though he was not asked for it, Mr.Vasanth stoutly proclaimed " I went out on a date" , to refute any claims of being attacked by the Brigade road Syndrome over the weekend. Pompous Bitch!

Editor's Note
Readers, please note that if you have any complaints regarding this paper, you can email us at "quackerschronicles@gmail.com"
. Our staff member, Mr. Mailer Daemon will reply promptly.

All suggestions may be mailed to Vasanth directly.

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